Wednesday, May 2, 2018

FayCation 2018 - The Return To Smoke Hole Canyon

It is the most beautiful place in the world they said......

Canoes are the right vessels they said......

There are only a few low class rapids they said.....

The hard part is Friday, everything else will be a breeze they said.....

They, are Anthony, Doug, Brandon and Matt, the four original trailblazers who navigated Smoke Hole Canyon 20 years ago, and They were were only right about one thing; it was in fact the most beautiful place in the world.  What they were wrong about was the following: Canoes were the wrong vessels, unless you know what you are doing, and don't have too much weight and gear, take a raft.  The rapids are not much more than a level III, but when the river is high and running fast, they test you with every paddle stroke.  The hard part is the entire river, even when you think the big rapid is behind you, there is another completely different one ahead of you with its own unique challenges.


20 Guys set out on the Journey and 20 Guys made it back, that was a blessing.  We each had varying levels of hypothermia, and a significant number of bruises, bumps and scratches, but nothing broken thank God.  The only thing that seemed unrepairable was Andy and Dagz Banana Boat which looked like it had been in a Canoe Cage fight and lost in a 5 round blood bath.

Our camp site and the hikes around the area left us with a lasting impression of why the beauty of Smoke Hole Canyon just might be worth dumping your canoe 8 times and risking your life to see it.

Enjoy!


Wednesday, April 27, 2016

MANCATION 2016 - The Great Canoe Failure of Lake George

This year, like every year, the men gathered for the Mancation/Faycation, whatever we call it.  As always, the trip had to be challenging, away from civilization, and in a place we had never gone before.  It was obvious that this was a place we had never gone before from the moment we arrived.  Though we failed to meet the waypoints we set out for, we all survived (which I do not say lightly) and we had a ton of fun.  Day 1, we set out from Silver Bay (Shot out to the outfitters at Snug Harbor for setting us up with money canoes, and also for saving our asses on Day 3.) Our objective was to take 22 Men and gear on a 7 mile canoe trip to Hatchet Island on the north branch of Lake George.  When we set out the seas were favorable and we had a lot of good energy.  We had NO IDEA what we were getting into.   (Back up a few weeks)  When we called local Canoe rental places and said we wanted to rent canoe's in April, they said we were crazy, and that for liability reasons they don't rent until May when the water is warmer.  It is debatable, but water temp sources said that water was anywhere from 38 degrees to 52 degrees.  We took a temp ourselves once we were out there and found that the water was 44 degrees.  These are truly dangerous temps, an aspect we may have underestimated.  The second thing we underestimated was WIND & CHOP.  Most people know Lake George as a glassy lake with windows of calm water in the morning and at night on most days.  The thing we didn't know is that the channel we intended to travel down was a notorious wind tunnel due to the steep bluffs on either side.  As we cleared the point at Mile 3, the wind hit, and it was slow and bumpy.  The first victim was Ryan Fay.  I (Joey) tossed a paddle to Anthony, Ryan's paddle partner, and that little action was enough to send the canoe into a steep tilt.  Ryan, in true warrior fashion, sacrificed himself for the boat and for Anthony.  Amazingly Timed Motor Boat #1 - Saved Ryan, and hauled him in.  It would be the only Motor Boat we saw that day.

About 5 miles into our trip we were smoked.  We had rowed about 2 Miles an hour.  1/3 slower than we had expected.  The water was getting rougher and the sun was going down.  We called an audible and landed at Vickers Island.  What a great audible.  The island was perfect.  We set up camp, and ate/drank like kings, thanks to our trusty bagged wine, and Uncle Matt's Surf and Turf Dinner.  One of the top ten steaks I have ever eaten.
On Day 2 we woke to a raging sea.  Matt tried to launch his canoe but got pushed back by the waves.  Mike and Wright pushed off and got out into deeper waters but were immediately in danger of capsizing.   Steve and I carried our canoe to the calm side of the island and launched to go inspect the neighboring island.  14 guys joined us on that island and by the time 11am hit the channel "appeared" to be calm.  Jaconetti convinced everyone that we should make for the far shore and take the hill.  So we did; and it was a bad, bad, idea.  Stretch and Cory went down, and their boat swamped completely.  Amazingly Timed Motor Boat #2 showed up and saved the day again, towing the swamped canoe to the base of the Bluff.  Ultimately we all made it through treacherous waters to the base of a 1000ft bluff....then we climbed it.   The reward was an amazing view.  But we all knew that we had to go back to the island.  And that, to say the least, was going to suck.

 
 On the way back to our Island, we lost Timmy and Abe...they swamped in the middle of the lake while everyone else was doing their own belly dances to keep the canoe's upright.  Amazingly Timed Motor Boat #3 showed up and saved the day again.  This was perhaps the most treacherous spill, and we are fortunate that none of the swamps resulted in any real injury.

We thanked the Amazingly Timed Motor Boat gods by drinking around the fire again.

On Day 3, we called for back up.  The winds were worse than ever, so we had the guys from Snug Harbor come pick us up.   We had never, in the history of Mancation called to be towed out of a spot.  But with 5 spills, and horrible conditions, we decided to play it safe. 

The trip was a blast...but much harder than we had anticipated.  And...for the record....Canoe's are stupid.

RIP to the fellow Canoeman who wasn't as lucky as us.  http://www.timesunion.com/news/article/Police-believe-fisherman-drowned-in-Lake-George-7295935.php

Till Next Year.

dfs
http://poststar.com/news/local/sheriff-s-office-investigating-apparent-drowning-on-lake-george/article_4d60b59e-19f5-5ac3-9fa3-06b8c4c12c20.html

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Saranac Lake Area - Mancation 2014


HERE WE GO......

Above is what we set out to do.  Below is what we did.  Turned out to be an amazing trip. Day one was challenging but trail hiking that led us to an established camp right near a beach at Pine Pond.  Pine pond was beautiful and night one was perfect weather.  Rained a little on Saturday, and the Saturday Hike was Epic.  We decided to go searching for an old logging area that should have been around Alford Mountain.  Mile 7-8 was on the same trail, then we broke off crossed the water and hit a deer trail that was cool from Mile 8-10.  At Mile 10 the trail broke up a draw and cut the corner of the creek bend.  We took the bait and went up the draw where the trail ended at Mile 10.5 at a shabby, home-made moonshine or pot building.  It was a scene out of the hills have eyes...the place was creepy but had solar panels and an old stove for heat.  We steered clear of it and by Mile 11 had found the water again.  But there was no trail, and it was wet, soggy, sloppy and slow.  The hike from Mile 11 - Mile 12 included a climb over a waterfall and a lot of arguing about where we were, and Matt lost his GPS in the river.  So finally, we just found a place and called it home, we didn't find the logging camp.  On Sunday we woke up to 2 inches of snow and steady continuous snowfall.  We packed up and took a 70 degree bearing and started through the swamp again.  It was a mess, but beautiful scenery.  Just before mile 13 we found the logging area, and a hundred year old road.  The road led us down the mountain over a beautiful pond and back to our original trail and thus home.  What a cool trip, great group of dudes, and a lesson learned about not wanting to ever hike through swamps again!


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Monday, April 29, 2013

MOCKHORN ISLAND 2013

April 2013, 12 guys in 9 kayaks, with a ton of gear.  Mockhorn Island, 2 nights.  Great Trip.  13.32 Miles.  Here is the Map: http://www.mapmyhike.com/routes/view/200163432


Okay boys... MikeyDre, AKA Cyldesdale here, reporting for duty.  And I am not talking about the duties that I left all over Mockhorn Island.  I am talking about my role as official photographer.  Below you will see the images that my Canon PowerShot camera captured; the final three files are videos.  Soon to follow will be the photos captured by my iPhone 4s.  I know you will enjoy as the memories come back to you in a misty fog.  Some memories will bring joy and happiness while others will only serve to leave you embarrassed and confused.  Either way, they are all part of our time on Mockhorn Island!













































































































 Nice leggings Trate!





 The beginning of the mayhem...

























 Abram is getting comfortable on the ground...



 still on the ground...



 The moment you have all been waiting for ^




                                                                  ^WTF?!?!^
 Abram... get a hold of yourself please.



 Sorry Pure... shouldnt have punched me in the spinal cord!







 Clash of the TITANS














 Would you like a piece of my MEAT?





 MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




And now for the images captured with the iPhone... enjoy, brethren!